Friday, September 14, 2018

How To Gracefully Leave A Job

So you have accepted a shiny new position, and you're super excited about it. Well done, you! Of course, before you can start your new job, you need to leave your old one, and that is never easy.

Because librarians are all about service, we always want to leave things in the best situation we can. Here are some tips that should help ease the transition for you, your employer, and the person who will be stepping into your shoes.

Give Ample Notice

Of course, giving two weeks' notice (at least) is good form, as is making sure that your boss knows before you tell any coworkers, and before you post anything on social media. This is all common sense, but always bears repeating.

It's up to you if you want to let any regular patrons and families know that you will be leaving. If you do, you may encounter unwanted attention or even tears, but not giving notice may leave your patrons feeling confused or abandoned. It's absolutely up to you; I have found that telling people at programs (such as storytime) is a good way to let everyone know, while avoiding making a big show of things. Then again, if you are retiring (or even if you're not), you may want to throw yourself a big party. It's absolutely your call!

It's also a good idea to let any community contacts know that you're leaving. If you're the point person for the local school district, contact them and let them know who they should be speaking with, instead.

Leave Things In Good Order

As public service professionals, a librarian's main concern is the public. While it may be tempting to slack off and not care what happens once we're gone, the truth is that we do care (or we wouldn't be in this line of work). Leaving everything in good order is not just the professional way, it's also just plain considerate. This includes:

  • Make plans for upcoming programs. - Many of us plan programs weeks or even months in advance, and leaving a job with only a couple weeks' notice doesn't give as much time to tie up loose ends as we'd like. Take time to discuss with your supervisor any upcoming events on the calendar. Will they be canceled, or will someone else be able to run them? If a performer is scheduled, be sure to send along any contact information to your supervisor, and alert the performer of correct person to speak in your absence.
  • Make plans for upcoming book orders and subscriptions. - Even the most prepared new hire will need some time to get their feet under them when in a new position. If you take care of any book ordering or subscriptions, make sure they're set up for a couple months after you're gone. (For example, have carts of books ready for purchase with anticipated titles.)
  • Leave a list of passwords and other log-in information that may be needed. - You'd be surprised how often a staff laptop is sitting around with nobody able to log in, or a professional social media account with nobody authorized to run it! If you aren't comfortable leaving passwords (for example, social media is often linked to personal accounts), make sure administrative power is granted to someone actively working at your library. They can always transfer power to a new person later.
  • Write instructions for any quirky things to know. - Sure, you know that when this specific patron comes in and asks for a mystery, they mean the newest Joanne Fluke cozy, but how the heck would anybody else know? Think of as many random tidbits of information you can, and write them down. Save your replacement oodles of time!
  • Leave a note for the person who will be filling your shoes - Every library has its own community and its own likes and dislikes. (My current library, for example, has very little interest in fantasy novels, which is very unusual in my experience!) Make some notes. What has been successful? What hasn't gone over well? What days should you totally avoid holding programs because that's when everyone in town goes to Zumba? If your replacement decides not to use this information, that's their choice, but nobody can say you didn't try to start them off on a good foot.
  • Set up an email away message. - Your work email may be deactivated right away, or it may take a great deal of time, but in either case, it's probably a good idea to set up an away message stating that you are no longer reachable at this library, and letting your contacts know who the correct person to reach out to will be going forward, whether it's your replacement (if known) or your supervisor.

Take Care of Your Own Needs

You've cleaned out your desk and made sure you grabbed all the photos of your cats, that Tide pen that lives in your top drawer, and your Nancy Pearl action figure. What more could you possibly need to do?

  • Copy any digital files you want to keep. - Did you really spend hours making up a Winter Reading Challenge BINGO board, only to leave it behind? Check and see if there are any book lists, information fliers, pamphlets, or the like that you may be able to adapt to your new environment, and stick them on a flash drive. Not sure if you want it? Luckily, digital files don't take up that much space.
  • Clean your workspace. - As mentioned, of course make sure that you get any of your own personal items. Also, make sure you leave everything else in good order. That stapler you borrowed from cataloging? Bring it back. Those genre stickers shoved in your desk drawer? Organize them quickly. Maybe even give your desk a quick swipe down with a bleach wipe. If nothing else, it'll force you to go through everything one last time and make sure you have all your personal items.
  • Go through storage. - I'm always amazed at how many craft samples or program posters I save. Do you want to take these things with you? If not, will anyone else really want to keep them around? Save staff the trouble and get rid of unnecessary stuff, being sure to grab anything you know you want to hold onto. (This will also help you remember things that you personally own that may have been shuffled to storage for safekeeping, like that raccoon puppet that comes out at storytime every year or so, but really belongs to you.)
  • Make a list of contacts you would like to keep. - Whether you're moving to the next town over or across the country, there may be some professional contacts you would like to keep. Send your personal email a list of contacts, so you can easily find that performer you loved, that author who gave the amazing talk, that vendor with the exceptional books. If you never use the contacts list, that's okay, but it's always better to have something and not need it, than to need something and not have it. (You may also want to share these contacts with your replacement.)
  • Prepare for later. - Of course, your new job is going to be perfect and you're never ever going to leave it. But just in case: it can't hurt to get written references from supervisors to keep in your pocket. It also can't hurt to make sure your resume is in perfect order, adding in all your job responsibilities while they are fresh in your mind. If you are leaving for another job, you have likely done this for the job search, but if you're leaving for another reason - to stay home with your kids, or to take care of a parent, or maybe to travel the world - you may not have done this already.

In Conclusion

Easing the transition for yourself and your replacement has no downside. If you can think of any other tips, please let us know here in the comments, on our Facebook page, or on Twitter.

Friday, September 7, 2018

Weeding Challenge: Business Books

It's that time again. Summer Reading is over, the holidays have not yet begun, and  -- it's time for another weeding challenge!

This time, let's take a look at the business books. Sure, technology moves fast, but it's not like management or general office skills change that much, right? A book on resumes is a book on resumes! Maybe not so much.

Weeding Generalities

As we discussed in our other Weeding Challenges (Cookbooks and Craft Books and Staying Trendy), and in our popular Weeding 101 article, the main things that most librarians look for when weeding a collection are condition, age, usage statistics, and usefulness. Of course, when there is ample shelf space in one area and another is bursting at the seams, weeding of the roomy section can be often overlooked, even when more relevant titles have been added.

Things to keep in mind when weeding:

  • How long has it been since this book last went out?
  • Are other/better books on these topics available either at this library or for purchase?
  • Do we really need books on this topic? 
  • Do we really need THIS book on this topic?
  • Is this laughably outdated? (If it is, send us photos!)

The CREW method of weeding (Kat's personal favorite weeding method) recommends that computer books are replaced when they are 3 years old, regardless of how often they go out. Considering how much of business is now online, I'd argue that business books should be held to roughly the same standards.

Specific Things to Look For

Once you've gotten the obvious problem items taken care of, it's time to dig a little deeper. Here's a handy list of things to check for when deciding whether or not to keep a business book that looks okay.

Lack of Websites and Technology

As we all know, everything is online now. General usage doesn't hyphenate "on-line" anymore, so that word right there is a nice red flag for you to think closely about keeping a book.

 How to Get a Job NOW! Six Easy Steps to Getting a Better Job
by J. Michael Fort, published 1997

This book doesn't look too bad, but when you flip through, you'll find that you need to look for a job by "knocking on doors" and flipping through the classified ads. Literally nobody does that anymore.

Resume Writing: A Comprehensive How-To-Do-It Guide
by Burdette E. Bestwick, published 1990

As you may be able to tell from the cover, this book recommends that you write out your resume long-hand, and then go type it up where you can use a computer.
The Enterprising Woman by Mari Florence, published 1998

This one doesn't look too bad! There are plenty of books about women wanting to get into business. Of course, it is 20 years old...

And it has this page in it:

If you can't read the writing, please enjoy these direct quotes:

"Putting up a Web site is becoming as important as advertising with newspapers, television stations, and billboards."

"Companies such as America Online offer free Web sites to their customers."

"Some entrepreneurs are getting their sites into search engines, which basically serve as a Web directory."

Century 21 Accounting: A First-Year Course by Robert M. Swanson, published 1982

Accounting never gets old! Except, instead of using online software and spreadsheets, you use a big ol' notebook and a pencil.

Irrelevant Skill-sets

Gregg Shorthand
newly updated for 1971!

Shorthand and stenography is a neat skill, but maybe not one that we need to have multiple books about?

 General Age and/or Level of Bias

The Change Masters by Rosabeth Moss Kanter
published 1983

This one looks brand new! Unfortunately, that's because it hasn't been used much. Book on innovation are always good, but one from 1983 might be a little bit behind the times.

The Woman's Guide to Management Success: How to Win Power in the Real Organizational World by Joan Koob Cannie, published 1979

This is far and away my favorite book that I found. Look at her confident expression as she casually leans on the Twin Towers...

Knock Em' Dead 2000 by Martin Yate, published 2000

Anything with a date on it that is over 5 years old, is ready to be retired.

In Conclusion

This is a gentle reminder to go ahead and check your shelves, and see what may need to be taken care of. My library has many wonderful business and resume titles available for public use. We just also have a few that may be ready to go.

Let us know what you think here in the comments, on our Facebook page, or on Twitter.

Friday, August 31, 2018

Sept - Dec Book Awards

Book Award Winners! Book Awards Winners! Many more will be announced this fall. Be in the know with our handy list below, divided by age groups (Adults, Teens, and Children) for your convenience.

Adult Awards


7th: Anthony Award (Crime Fiction/Mystery)
Mid-Sept.: National Book Awards Longlists
  • 5 categories -- Fiction, Nonfiction, Poetry, Translated Literature, and Young People's Literature
17th: Giller Longlist (Fiction)
19th: Christy Finalists (Christian Fiction)


1st: Giller Shortlist (Fiction)
10th: National Book Awards Finalists
  • 5 categories -- Fiction, Nonfiction, Poetry, Translated Literature, and Young People's Literature
12th: The New Academy Prize in Literature (AKA Alternative Nobel Prize in Literature)
  • Note: the 2018 Nobel Prize in Literature has been postponed until 2018, where two awards will be announced. The New Academy Prize in Literature was formed in response to this scandal.
16th: Man Booker Prize Winner (Fiction)
25th: Kirkus Prize Winner (Fiction, Nonfiction, and Young Reader's Literature)


4th: World Fantasy
  • 5 categories -- Best Novel, Short Fiction, Long Fiction, Collection, and Anthology
7th: Christy Winners (Christian Fiction)

14th: National Book Awards Winners
  • 5 categories -- Fiction, Nonfiction, Poetry, Translated Literature, and Young People's Literature
19th: Giller Winner (Fiction)
End of November: Costa Book Shortlist (UK & Ireland)


???: PEN Literary Awards Longlist
5th: Goodreads Choice (by readers)

Teen Awards


Mid-Sept.: National Book Awards Longlists
  • 5 categories -- one of which is Young People's Literature


10th: National Book Awards Finalists
  • 5 categories -- one of which is Young People's Literature


7th: Christy Winners (Christian Fiction)
14th: National Book Awards Winners
  • 5 categories -- one of which is Young People's Literature
End of November: Costa Book Shortlist (UK & Ireland)
  • 5 categories -- one of which is the Children's Book Award


5th: Goodreads Choice (by readers)

Children Awards


No Awards


25th: Kirkus Prize Winner (Young Reader's Literature)


End of November: Costa Book Shortlist (UK & Ireland)
  • 5 categories -- one of which is the Children's Book Award


5th: Goodreads Choice (by readers)

Want More?

You can find the complete list of awards in our previous post, the Ultimate Book Awards Calendar. The specific dates aren't listed because they change every year, but you can check our Jan-April 2018 listings, May-August 2018 listings, and the stay tuned for our next installment (Jan-April 2019) in December!

Friday, August 24, 2018

Summer Reading by the Book Covers

Oh, summer reading. The Youth Services Librarian's Super Bowl. The most fun, stressful, exciting, exhausting, exhilarating time of year!

How best can one describe these several weeks full of programs, parties, helping reluctant readers, giving out prizes, and everything else that summer entails? Let's do it by the books.

when you're planning months in advance

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when you're thinking about how awesome the summer will be

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when the kickoff is going to start soon but nobody has shown up yet

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when the same child has been on the computer for six hours straight

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when small people stop to say "thank you" on the way out

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When you can squeeze in time for a cup of tea

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when you have 4 people in line, 3 kids waiting for prizes, the phone is ringing, and a program starts in 15 minutes

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when kids recognize you from school visits

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when nobody has any idea who colored on the carpet and left lollipop sticks on the shelves

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when a kid comes to the library and cries there's nobody there at all

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when you have three programs back to back

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when someone wants that book about squirrels with the blue cover

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and when you figure it out

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when everyone loves your program and even the chairs get pushed in afterwards

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when fifteen kids each pick a whistle out of the prize box

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when a little one shows you a picture they drew and they're so proud they could burst

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when you're so tired by the end of the week that you're wearing two different shoes by accident

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when you get interrupted on your lunch break for the fifth time because someone needs a prize

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Looking back on everything

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but overall...

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Friday, August 17, 2018

Ready to Go Book Display: Birthdays

Welcome to our series, "Ready to Go! Book Display." Once a month we'll highlight the latest or greatest for every age group that you can promote within your library or order for your collection. August is my birthday month so I'm featuring books with a birthday theme (cake not included).

Adult Recommendations:

The Look of Love by Sarah Jio (Nov 2014)

Born during a Christmas blizzard, Jane Williams receives a rare gift: the ability to see true love. Jane has emerged from an ailing childhood a lonely, hopeless romantic when, on her twenty-ninth birthday, a mysterious greeting card arrives from the midwife who delivered her, specifying that Jane must identify the six types of love before the full moon following her thirtieth birthday or face grace consequences. 

Less: A Novel by Andrew Sean Greer (Jul 2017)

Receiving an invitation to his ex-boyfriend's wedding, Arthur, a failed novelist on the eve of his fiftieth birthday, embarks on an international journey that finds him falling in love, risking his life, reinventing himself, and making connections with the past.

Teen Recommendations:

Questions I Want to Ask You by Michelle Falkoff (May 2018)

Pack receives a letter on his eighteenth birthday from his mother he believed was long dead, and begins a journey to find her even as he struggles to figure out his future.

The Opposite of Here by Tara Altebrando (Jun 2018)

On a seventeenth-birthday cruise with her parents and three friends just months after her boyfriend died, Natalie is surprised to connect with a fellow passenger, who then mysteriously disappears.

13 Little Blue Envelopes by Maureen Johnson (Aug 2005)

When seventeen-year-old Ginny receives a packet of mysterious envelopes from her favorite aunt, she leaves New Jersey to criss-cross Europe on a sort of scavenger hunt that transforms her life.

As You Wish by Chelsea Sedoti (Jan 2018)

In Madison, a small town in the Mojave Desert, everyone gets one wish that will come true on his or her eighteenth birthday, and Eldon takes his very seriously.

Children's Recommendations:

Carmela Full of Wishes by Matt de la Pena and Christian Robinson (Oct 2018)

Carmela, finally old enough to run errands with her brother, tries to think of the perfect birthday wish, while his wish seems to be that she stayed home.

I Hate Everyone by Naomi Danis and Cinta Arribas (May 2018)

Did you ever wish everyone would go away and leave you alone, and then, change your mind?

How Do Dinosaurs Say Happy Birthday? by Jane Yolen and Mark Teague (Sep 2011)

Illustrations and rhyming text present some of the different ways a dinosaur can make her birthday party special, from thanking guests for their gifts to sharing large pieces of cake.

Savvy by Ingrid Law (May 2008)

Recounts the adventures of Mibs Beaumont, whose thirteenth birthday has revealed her "savvy" - a magical power unique to each member of her family - just as her father is injured in a terrible accident.

Alfie by Thyra Heder (Oct 2017)

Told from the perspective of both the girl, Nia, and her pet turtle, Alfie, and describes what happens when he disappears on the eve of her seventh birthday to find her a special present.

11 Birthdays by Wendy Mass (Jan 2009)

Amanda and Leo, best friends with the same birthday, had a falling out on their tenth birthday and have not spoken since, but peculiar things begin to happen as the day of their eleventh birthday repeats itself again and again.

Saturday, August 11, 2018

100 Reasons Libraries are Better than Amazon

On Saturday, July 21, 2018, Forbes published an op-ed piece by Panos Mourdoukoutas titled, "Amazon Should Replace Local Libraries to Save Taxpayers Money.” Due to backlash by pretty much everyone, this article has since been removed. Due to the magic of the internet, however, you can still read the article on a cached copy of the website here. Mourdoukoutas is an economist who works for Long Island University, and presumably does not have a library card.

Twitter user @DrunkestLibrary decided to fight back by posting a full 100 reasons why libraries are better than Amazon. We have listed his words for you here, with his permission.

  1.  Amazon is capitalism. Libraries are love.
  2. Libraries doggedly protect your private information. Amazon flaunts your private information. (“Since you bought hemorrhoid cream, you may be interested in an enema too!”)
  3. Libraries help unemployed people access, understand, and complete job applications. Will Amazon help people apply to competitors?
  4. Children’s Librarians are experts in early literacy. Like teachers. Should teachers be replaced with Amazon employees?
  5. Teens reach out to YA Librarians as guides and mentors during difficult times. Will Amazon chat help a teen who doesn’t know where else to turn?
  6. Amazon makes decisions based on profits. Libraries make decisions based on professional ethics and philosophies.
  7. Public Libraries outlived Borders, and they will outlive Amazon too.
  8. Ever heard of a Sexy Amazon Employee fetish?
  9. Libraries and librarians are at the forefront of free speech debates. Amazon...sells stuff.
  10. Despite how offensive and stupid that article may have been, public libraries will continue to offer access to because it is our mission to do so. Amazon does not share that mind of mission.
  11. For-profit companies like Amazon dissolve divisions and initiatives the moment they are unprofitable. Libraries continue to push hard even in the hardest times.
  12. The author cites Starbucks as a shining example of a third place. Starbucks has not exactly been a shining example of a welcoming space lately. Try again.
  13. The library does not require a purchase to use the bathroom like most retailers do.
  14. Unlike Starbucks, the library welcomes black men to just sit down and wait, no purchase necessary.
  15. Librarians help people troubleshoot their devices, whatever they may be. Will Amazon only help people troubleshoot their own products?
  16. Like the police, fire fighters, and EMTs, Librarians often function as first responders. Will Amazon do the same?
  17. Who would you rather make out with anyway, a librarian or an economist? (Hey, I am still supposed to make people laugh despite the seriousness of this list.)
  18. Libraries maintain exhaustive local history/interest collections for their communities. Amazon sells gummi bears by the pound.
  19. Amazon wants your money. Libraries just want you to be you.
  20. When libraries do collect fees, they go into the collection development or other services. When Amazon collects money, it goes into pockets.
  21. For-profit companies answer to a select group of shareholders. Public libraries answer to the people.
  22. Public Libraries offer free ESL classes and help with citizenship. Amazon sells you Rosetta Stone.
  23. Public Libraries do not require your credit card information to let you through the front door.
  24. No two libraries look the same, because they develop organically from their communities. Amazon is a brand.
  25. Librarians are not selling you one damn thing.
  26. You don’t need a password or security questions to use your library.
  27. Library porn is way hotter than Amazon warehouse porn (unless you are into that, because librarians don’t kink shame).
  28. Librarians are EXPERTS in their fields.
  29. Librarians go viral when they make cheesy music video parodies with book trucks. Amazon goes viral when their drones suck.
  30. Communities rally when libraries close. Big corporations come and go every. single. day.
  31. Library Twitter is force to be reckoned with. Amazon Twitter is an ad.
  32. Libraries provide free internet access so people who cannot afford internet service can access websites like Amazon.
  33. Libraries provide free access to magazines so that people who cannot afford magazine subscriptions can have access to magazines like .
  34. Libraries provide free access to (expensive) databases for research purposes. Will Amazon incur this cost despite the fact that it will not boost their own revenue?
  35. Who do you trust more, your public librarian or an economist?
  36. has repeatedly listed the MLIS as one of the worst masters degrees to pursue, yet a bunch of people I know who got business degrees are desperately circulating their resumes, and I have a pension.
  37. Librarians didn’t crash the economy in 2008, big business and big banks and big economists did.
  38. Librarians would even help unemployed library-hating economists navigate new tech and new application processes, cuz that’s just the kind of great people we happen to be.
  39. Librarians don’t want to eat your lunch like for-profit companies like Amazon, but we do prefer you eat it outside, please.
  40. Libraries often willingly function as shelters and safe spaces during natural disasters because we are in the fabric of the community. Will Amazon do the same?
  41. Libraries have literally existed for thousands of years.
  42. Librarians have gone to jail defending their ideals.
  43. Public libraries provide continuing education, open doors, and positive experiences for those who have served time. This contributes to reduced recidivism and safer communities.
  44. It is ridiculous that we even need to say this, but since the author cites in a tweet that people don’t read $495 worth of books a year, we must remind that LIBRARIES ARE MORE THAN BOOKS.
  45. Also, most people I know read more than $495 worth of books a year.
  46. Have you seen Amazon’s homepage? They need a librarian to get that thing organized.
  47. Librarians answer the phone.
  48. Librarians admit their mistakes.
  49. Small public libraries have already been attacked by Koch-funded robocalls. And NOBODY likes the Kochs.
  50. Librarians go above and beyond. Amazon goes by the bottom line.
  51. Librarians ask the community directly what they need. They don’t use algorithms and shady terms of use agreements.
  52. Librarians have been told that libraries are obsolete for decades, and yet by some mysterious magic, we are still here!
  53. Libraries have survived totalitarianism, so they will survive clickbait articles too.
  54. I have more followers than an economist published in and I mention Natty Ice in my bio.
  55. Millions of people can tell you the name of their childhood local librarian. Do you remember the name of your last Amazon customer service rep?
  56. The author’s only response is “Did anyone read my article” and meanwhile librarians are offering well-thought rebuttals LEFT AND RIGHT.
  57. Some librarians are also vampire slayers. Can Amazon say the same?
  58. Librarians don’t care about your money. They care about your mind.
  59. Librarians, at their core, are adapters. Amazon sells you adapters.
  60. Libraries more often than not are beautiful buildings that provide an intangible form of inspiration. Amazon stores are...well, stores.
  61. Children LOVE the library. We know. They tell us.
  62. The author suggests that we have enough community spaces, and yet, public libraries are CONSTANTLY booking meeting spaces for groups. Why is that?!
  63. Librarians visit prisons to provide services to people who need, and deserve, a second chance (or shouldn’t be there in the first place?) Would Amazon do the same?
  64. The library is a destination.
  65. The library helps keep young people occupied, enriched, and out of trouble.
  66. Economically speaking, keeping young people occupied and out of trouble is good for communities. Less delinquency, less crime, less unnecessary strain on community resources. Stores do not have the same effect.
  67. Meet-cutes are far cuter in the stacks than in a retail aisle.
  68. Often when people are new to an area, the first place they check out is the public library, not “a store.”
  69. Do you prefer Dominoes pizza or your local pizzeria? Same goes for the place where you get your books.
  70. Librarians may wear many hats, but we do not wear branded polo shirts.
  71. Libraries don’t log your browsing history.
  72. Libraries selflessly defend the homeless in ways that no for-profit entity can claim.
  73. Librarians hold one another accountable in order to grow and to be better. For-profit companies only do this when they get caught being bad (ahem, Starbucks).
  74. Librarians are loyal to the ideals of the profession, not to shareholders.
  75. Librarians literally spend all night tweeting in defense of their colleagues and their profession.
  76. Librarians aren’t in it for the money (obviously).
  77. Amazon invented a proprietary e-book format while others aspired to a standard. This complicates things for consumers. Librarians don’t complicate.
  78. There is no fine print when you sign up for a library card.
  79. There are no extra benefits for being able to afford a “prime” membership at a public library.
  80. Libraries are not neutral. Neither is Amazon. But ask yourself who has your interests better in mind.
  81. Libraries don’t want to own everything, they seriously just want to help.
  82. Would an Amazon bookstore carry books critical of Amazon? Maybe, but their mission is not the same as a public library, so...also maybe not.
  83. Libraries help the poor.
  84. Libraries didn’t cause the 2008 crash, but they sure helped fix it.
  85. Ain’t nobody rocking “Support Your Local Amazon” bumper stickers.
  86. Librarians dress up, do voices, sing songs, and act CRAZY for story time. Will Amazon have this level of commitment to enriching the lives of children?
  87. Glitter.
  88. Libraries invented the free returns policy.
  89. Libraries are for everyone.
  90. Librarians don’t want your credit card but we will make a funny joke when you hand it to us thinking it is your library card.
  91. If you are still reading these, it is proof that librarians have a voice.
  92. David beat Goliath (you can read more about that at your local library).
  93. Attacks on public libraries are attacks on the poor.
  94. Nobody is going to put “sex in an Amazon store” on their bucket list.
  95. Libraries rock.
  96. People get to know their librarian like their doctor, the mail carrier, their bartender.
  97. @DrunkestAmazonStoreClerk has got terrible jokes.
  98. This librarian is so passionate that he is tweeting his last reasons that article was crap with 2% BATTERY, would Amazon do the same??
  99. Librarians save lives.
  100. And finally, librarians will literally spend all night tweeting a list of 100 reasons why a half-assed attack on public libraries is straight up BUNK.
Many thanks to @DrunkestLibrary for permission to post these reasons, and also for your dedication to the profession. You can follow him on Twitter here to get more quality library- and drinking-themed content.

Friday, August 3, 2018

4 Ideas for September's Library Card Sign-Up Month

In a few weeks is September's Library Card Sign-Up Month! This year's spokespeople are The Incredibles, and you can go to ALA's page to grab really awesome graphics to use for advertising and social media, like we used in our advertisement:

But besides posting pictures, what is your library doing this year? Not sure? Here are a few ideas shared on Facebook, retold here for your convenience:

Make a Visual To Represent New Cardholders

To celebrate new library members, you could keep track of every new one visually. One idea was to create a tree on a window and everyone can put up a leaf when they get a new card. What a cool way to show the community how many new members are joining!

Tap into Local Celebrities

Another library system took a picture of their county judge showing his library card and used it in advertisements and social media. You can do this with anyone well known in your community -- school principals, the mayor, radio station personalities, etc. -- to catch the eye of nonlibrary users to send them to your library.

Show Your Card for a Special Treat

Add some fun to the children's room! Ask children patrons to show their card for a special library treat, connected to ALA's theme. (i.e. Last year was Snoopy, so they gave out Peppermint Patties.) It was a big hit with the kids!

Random Prizes for New and *Returning* Cardholders

Everyone who signs up for a library card is put into a drawing for gift cards and event passes. You can take this a step further and reach out to patrons who haven't used the library in 3 months and invite them back! When they use their library card, they can also win prizes.

If you have any fun library card sign-up ideas, we'd love to hear them in the comments!